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=Help us build the authoritative wiki on the best places to get MEAT= = = = = =Below are a set of rules whenever you visit a Brazilian steak house...= = = =Rules:=


 * 1) Do not go to the meat-fest without planning. This is an all-day experience. Make sure your eating habits all day long have properly prepared you for this.
 * 2) The salad-bar? Fool's Gold. Empty calories. Don't bother. Same is true for the sides they put on the table. No one expects you to eat them.
 * 3) Wear the fat pants.
 * 4) This is not a timed event. For God's sake, pace yourself.
 * 5) Get a fresh plate frequently. If you notice meat left-overs piling up on your plate, time for a new plate.
 * 6) If it's wrapped in bacon, it's gotta be good. (The committee is debating this rule... we welcome thoughts on this.)
 * 7) Don't be afraid to go down to the restroom for a little splashy-splashy water on the face. A refreshing burst of cold water on the face will have you ready for more meat.
 * 8) Remember -- there *is* a difference between all you can eat and all you care to eat. This is about all you can eat.